Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

May 5, 2011

diabetic vampires

Vampires exist. But they aren't sex gods. They aren't even a metaphor for homosexuality. This time, the vampires are closer to diabetics, which makes their condition liveable but horribly inconvenient.

These vampires are just like everyone else. They're nocturnal and can't stand sunlight, so most of them take graveyard shift jobs like night nurse and night construction workers. They also have to drink blood, too. Except they always are nice enough to ask first, since they want to make sure that the blood they get is safe. They do not take donations from children, they don't take donations from anyone with a blood disease, and they take nothing from people that don't want to. Thay also use nothing but the most sterile collection tools and reimburse all donors with cookies and juice, telling them to rest for a few minutes before doing anything strenuous.

Anyone feel like writing a story about diabetic vampires?

AAP by Dennis Dunjinman

January 15, 2011

Vampire boyfriend disappears

Feel free to change the names, it's just easier to follow than FMC or C1 and C2.

In a world where supernatural creatures live side-by-side with humans, mortal girl Carla Stewart is delighted to be in a steady relationship with Pete, a sweet and loyal vampire. Aside from the pesky issue of sleep deprivation and never being able to eat a meal with her boyfriend, they're perfectly happy together. The sex is great, but Carla will never let him bite her, because she has a gut feeling that somehow he will take her soul if he drinks from her.

When Pete is stolen from under her nose, Carla desperately seeks out the leader of his coven, only to find out no one knows who took him. A bad-tempered shapeshifter turns up out of nowhere to help her search, all the while giving her warnings about not getting to close to any supernatural with a blood lust. He says vampires are out of the question, as are werewolves and certain warlocks.

All Carla wants to know is who took Pete, and why? And why in God's name is the mysterious shifter trying to convince her that her blood is special?
AAP by jemcat