Vampires exist. But they aren't sex gods. They aren't even a metaphor for homosexuality. This time, the vampires are closer to diabetics, which makes their condition liveable but horribly inconvenient.
These vampires are just like everyone else. They're nocturnal and can't stand sunlight, so most of them take graveyard shift jobs like night nurse and night construction workers. They also have to drink blood, too. Except they always are nice enough to ask first, since they want to make sure that the blood they get is safe. They do not take donations from children, they don't take donations from anyone with a blood disease, and they take nothing from people that don't want to. Thay also use nothing but the most sterile collection tools and reimburse all donors with cookies and juice, telling them to rest for a few minutes before doing anything strenuous.
Anyone feel like writing a story about diabetic vampires?
AAP by Dennis Dunjinman
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